discjockeydoc
You asked for it...What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
...An interpreter ;)
...An interpreter ;)
Posted Fri 06 Jun 08 @ 9:35 pm
spinnaJ
discjockeydoc wrote :
You asked for it...What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
...An interpreter ;)
...An interpreter ;)
haha.. that's refreshing statement;)
Posted Fri 06 Jun 08 @ 10:58 pm
TopHouse
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
a blonde is driving to DisneyLand .....she drives and drives hundreds of miles .... she gets right up to the entrance , the sign says " Disney Left " , so in great disappointment , she turns around and drives home ......
It's been in the papers that Disneyland has been quarantined for health and sanitary reasons, 5 foot mice apparently!
I got asked to perform at a gig last week, it was a premature ejaculators party apparently, I asked if there was a dress code, they said no, just come in your pants!
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 5:07 am
a blonde is driving and a sign says "Clean Bathrooms , 8 Miles " so she cleaned about 50 bathrooms
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 8:06 am
djrenee
How does that saying go..... "Don't give up your day jobs"...... or in this case night jobs.
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 10:19 am
ohh c'mon ......awright we'll pick on something else then , if the lovely and indigenous Renee is gonna be po'd ..... what ?? no indigenous is good , even better than synaptic ....
anybody can just write a bunch of words ...... but i FEEL them AT you ......see ?
now howzabout " you might be a redneck , if " ...... you own more than one singing fish wall plaque ........
i think all 4 of mine may be defective , cuz they all sing Insane Clown Posse , and 2 Live Crew ?
anybody can just write a bunch of words ...... but i FEEL them AT you ......see ?
now howzabout " you might be a redneck , if " ...... you own more than one singing fish wall plaque ........
i think all 4 of mine may be defective , cuz they all sing Insane Clown Posse , and 2 Live Crew ?
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 12:18 pm
mini reaper
lol
what was the ORIGINAL post about again.///damn we get sidetracked...A.D.D up the ass
what was the ORIGINAL post about again.///damn we get sidetracked...A.D.D up the ass
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 12:53 pm
Tear Em 'Up
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.....
" you might be a redneck , if "
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 12:57 pm
if you mow the lawn and
discover a car ......
discover a car ......
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 1:02 pm
tayla
go in the woods with five friends and only come back out with two
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 1:17 pm
tayla
or everyone who lives in your community is your brother and sister
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 1:19 pm
good one Tayla .... scuse me a sec , i'm puttin' fresh plastic flowers in this toilet on the front lawn
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 1:23 pm
Tear Em 'Up
your family tree has no branches....
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 2:21 pm
wildcountryclub
you might be a redneck jokes... most original one i heard lately:
if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.
think about it for a sec...
if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.
think about it for a sec...
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 2:35 pm
mini reaper
wildcountryclub wrote :
you might be a redneck jokes... most original one i heard lately:
if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.
think about it for a sec...
if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.
think about it for a sec...
thinking...thinking..thinking......losing it..losing it....getting distracted by this pretty girl who jus walked in the store...cant evan type right now.......orgasmik lookin girl...drooling...drooling......looking back at screen.......thinking.......all over again!!!!!!
Posted Sat 07 Jun 08 @ 5:49 pm
DJ-ALF
Crazy topic, we should have chat option for Pro users on the forum.
Posted Sun 08 Jun 08 @ 5:12 am
wildcountryclub
on a secure server right? otherwise we'd end up with chatbots advertising porn sites and 13 year old kids with screen names like "Longdorkdongxxx6969"
i thought vdj radio had chat. didnt it?
i thought vdj radio had chat. didnt it?
Posted Sun 08 Jun 08 @ 6:11 am
djrenee
Posted Sun 08 Jun 08 @ 8:29 am
MOM!
Posted Sun 08 Jun 08 @ 7:51 pm
djrenee
Chucky, I love you dearly but there have been a few times I've wished abortion could be retro-active.
Posted Sun 08 Jun 08 @ 10:54 pm
