Hello. I couldn't help but notice you from across the party, and... I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have... an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it.... Do you know who I am? ... I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. ...] People know me. ... Um...I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...I'm...friends with Merlin Olsen, too, he comes over...on occasion.